Thursday, January 29, 2004

A Few More Pet Peeves
1) People with fully functioning limbs and mental capacity who use the handicap button to open doors. What is wrong with your body that you can't open a door? Are you that lazy to pull/push? Or maybe you think you are above opening doors, so you use handicap button instead. Yes, that must be it.
2)B.O. Yes, that's right, body odor. Okay, I can understand if you are having a bad day in the hygeine department, but there is no reason you should stink everyday. There is no escuse for chronic B.O. Don't you smell yourself? What's wrong with your soap?
3)Adding letters/syllables to words. I can't stand when people say acrosst. The word across doesn't have a T on the end! There's also patterin. I don't see how you can get patterin out of the word pattern.
4)Messy eaters. This one will always make the list. Please people, make use of all utensils necessary. This includes your napkin. If you are over 7 years old, there is no reason for you to have food crumbs all over your clothes and face. NO reason. And while you're at it, close your mouth while you're eating. And don't talk to me until you swallow. Please.

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