When I Drink Cola

Upon the first swig, my mouth is rushed with the sensation of aproximately 15,027 tiny, cold, vibrating bubbles.
I am shocked until the sugar gently rolls upon my tongue.
The dark
diluted
syrupy liquid
trickles down my throat,
and the cold bubbly caffeine calms my nerves.
Ahhhhhhhhh,
PepsiCocaRC tastes good to me.